The Cast
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Carey Elwes as
Westley
Westley
Robin Wright as
Princess Buttercup
I will never love again.
Princess Buttercup
Mandy Patinkin as
Inigo Montoya
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Inigo Montoya
André Roussimoff as
Fezzik
Anybody want a peanut?
Fezzik
Billy Crystal as
Miracle Max
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Miracle Max the Wizard
Carol Kane as
Valerie
I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Valerie the Wizard's Wife
Wallace Shawn as
Vizzini
INCONCEIVABLE!
Vizzini
Chris Sarandon as
Prince Humperdinck
But first things first. To the death!
Prince Humperdinck
Christopher Guest as
Count Tyrone
Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
Count Tyrone Rugen
Peter Cook as the
Impressive Clergyman
Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
The Impressive Clergyman
Peter Falk as the
Grandfather
Keep your shirt on, let me read.
Grandfather
Fred Savage as the
Grandson
Are you tryin' to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?
Grandson
